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31 Jan 2017, 3:05 am

viruses aren't intelligent in any way, and even they have devised a manner to avoid having to infect you.


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31 Jan 2017, 6:33 am

Take a flying bite at a tumbling baguette


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31 Jan 2017, 10:20 am

You smell like roses, if the roses were drenched in manure and rotten eggs.



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31 Jan 2017, 10:21 am

You are being rude, and I'm sorry but there's no polite way to say it.


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31 Jan 2017, 11:14 am

You have the voice of an angel, if the angel had had a bad cold for seven years.



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01 Feb 2017, 4:29 am

you must have fallen from the highest reaches of heaven, for you resemble a pile of decomposing entrails strewn all over the floor.


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01 Feb 2017, 8:10 am

Your hair looks like spun gold, if the gold were dyed mud brown and dipped in grease.



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01 Feb 2017, 3:01 pm

I'll have your guts for garters.

I just heard Fiona Bruce say that on Antiques Roadshow. How did she make it sound cute?


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01 Feb 2017, 3:22 pm

Your eyes remind me of the sea--the murky, polluted part of the sea.



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02 Feb 2017, 12:48 am

Stop breathing.


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02 Feb 2017, 9:18 am

I'll have your garters for pencil holder decorations.


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02 Feb 2017, 10:27 am

You must have a really big brain. After all, you think so much of yourself, it's been inflated.



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02 Feb 2017, 1:48 pm

You are ridin' dirty, and they will catch you


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07 Feb 2017, 3:53 am

You pizza-sniffing, schtickle-flicking, tomato-flicking, plasticine-snorting, chicken-tickling, plum-stuffing, USELESS PIG!


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07 Feb 2017, 1:23 pm

You rump-fed runion.



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08 Feb 2017, 2:55 am

You lie-believing libertine.


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