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That information is classified. I can neither confirm nor deny its existence.

And the inordinate electrical bill?
How do you deny THAT?

Sylkat

And that is why I can neither confirm nor deny that.

The local Electric Company has been wondering why there are FIVE meters on your house.
And it is supposed to be a single-family home.
Many neighbors are wondering about their 'Dish' television service being disrupted and very strange images popping up unexpectedly onscreen.

Sylkat

And certainly you have their names, no? We would like to offer them, "compensation," and surely you would like some as well.

See? Everyone wants compensation in the room where there is no darkness!

Oh, yes!
And I am quite sure that everyone interested in these mythical, er, compen$story checks will be required to go down into your basement to obtain them?
I think NOT!

Sylkat

Oh, they will not be going into a basement. They will be given free flights (with free cake included) to a certain facility funded by the government.

The FACILITY that the government denies knowing anything about?
Right.

Sylkat

And the presence of intelligent computers can be neither confirmed nor denied, as is its benevolence or malevolence.

We are now officially back to the suspicious number of electric meters on SOMEONE'S house.
Computers do tend to gobble a lot of watts.....

Sylkat

Not that one! Wait, why did I...

*covers mouth with hands*

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