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The prospect of having a tennis racquet in my hand again on Saturday is only a little exciting.

I'm not nervous for Rafa as he plays his matches at Wimbledon.

They've invented a new kind of string that you stick in one ear, pull it out through the other, and then "floss" your brain with it. It's a homeopathic, definitely not quack-doctor remedy for removing the "gunk" stuck in your brain that causes depression, anxiety, and can even cure schizophrenia or OCD.

They're calling it "Mental Floss".

I hope I killed this thread.

I hope I will keep this thread active.

I'm not hungry.

I don't need a coffee; I'm okay.

I drink coffee three times every day.

I took my Abilify today.

I skipped taking all three of my anti-seizure prescriptions today.

Nobody in the world is starving or dying; everything's okay.

No, I was not excited when Roger Federer won Wimbledon for the eighth time.

People still want to talk to me, after me and cberg appear to be spamming.

Some Blatant Lies:

1. The USA is a two party system.
2. The Ancient Egyptians were black people.
3. The American Civil War wasn't about slavery.
4. Anne Franks diary was faked.
5. Christ rose from the dead.
6. Aspartners and Autism Speaks are not hate groups.
7. The Confederate flag is "Heritage not hate."
8. You can get medical benefit from sticking pins in your skin and consuming strange Chinese herbs.
9. The Star Wars old Expanded Universe was good enough to make screenplays about. (Come on now. Most of those stories were so half baked, and followed the formula of either Superweapon of the week or Vader wannabe of the week. The Zahn trilogy was much to strange to make a multi million dollar movie about).

I don't know about the other stuff... What's Aspartners? I need to investigate that... how is it a hate group?

Driving to and from my Tuesday Toastmasters meeting location doesn't make me nervous. Truth is, though, it's worth it.