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EzraS
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02 Nov 2017, 7:22 pm

Stop whining and suck it up.



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02 Nov 2017, 7:54 pm

You'd know all about that. You're an expert at sucking.



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02 Nov 2017, 8:06 pm

Nobody sucks more than you.



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03 Nov 2017, 3:53 am

yo' momma sucks more



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03 Nov 2017, 12:06 pm

A "Yo' Mama" joke, seriously? Even a fruit face could come up with a less cringey comeback.



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04 Nov 2017, 7:22 am

If i wanted my comeback i'd have scraped it off of your mother's teeth.



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05 Nov 2017, 8:52 am

At least his mother's got teeth.


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05 Nov 2017, 11:14 am

It must be really hard to type with fingers as fat as yours.



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05 Nov 2017, 11:45 am

You'd look really lovely in my mouse trap.


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06 Nov 2017, 3:19 am

You'd look good in a chinese meal.



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06 Nov 2017, 4:01 am

Hahaha.....

You never look good.


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06 Nov 2017, 4:56 am

You wouldn't recognise good looking if it jumped up and bit you on the bum. Or tail, in your case.



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06 Nov 2017, 6:05 am

Bite me.



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06 Nov 2017, 7:11 am

Ooh, kinky. Well, I guess if you like that kind of thing...



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06 Nov 2017, 10:38 am

Bite you?
I could roast you, and serve you with an orange sauce.



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06 Nov 2017, 12:06 pm

Shut up orange gob.


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