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The President of the United States is also the Prime Minister of Canada.

I just crashed my hovercar

I am driving my train.

My job is awesome and everyone at the workplace is so impressed with my capabilities ( I started laughing while writing this omg )

I am a butterfly

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Health is a state of physical, mental and social wellbeing and not merely the absence of disease or infirmity I am not a jigsaw, I am a free man !

Diagnosed under the DSM5 rules with autism spectrum disorder, under DSM4 psychologist said would have been AS (299.80) but I suspect that I am somewhere between 299.80 and 299.00 (Autism) under DSM4.

I hate heavy metal.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand anime. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Japanese culture most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also anime's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into many plots - they draw heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike anime truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in anime's existential plots like "Eromanga Sensei" which itself has cryptic references to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Anime tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

I love punk rock music!

I hate Mogeko, their art style is terrible and their sense of humor repulsing. No one should ever play their games or read their manga.

I love all of the NFL players who kneel for the National Anthem.

I'm fed up with Dragon Quest.

i'm absolutely FED UP and SICK of skilpadde.

I am sad to hear that because I feel the same way, Kip. I don't find you funny, nice or someone I like.

That ugly white slab you find in canned beans is really the queen bean, and all the other beans are the worker beans that serve her.