What's the last weirdest dream you had?

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i have not had a dream worth remembering since the 11th of last month. my dry spells are usually never this long.

worrying. i can only hope this isn't signalling the beginning of another several years of nightmares.

i thought i had put that behind me when i was no longer a child.

I had a crash dream a few months ago, where I floated in spirit above my crashed car and dead body, and floated back home. didn't have any recent asteroid dreams but i did dream of a giant UFO streaking across the sky as well as ICBMs roaring over my place and KABOOOM!ing nearby.

Last night I had two dreams where I was outside the shopping center when a missile came down from the sky, then exploded and blew up the mall, and that my mother was inside and was killed.
Then I had another dream where my apartment burned down in a fire and I lost everything, and then my day told me it was all my fault even though I had not idea how the fire started.

I was dreaming I was at the restaurant where my girlfriend works at as a waitress. I sat at a table. She approached me and asked me if I was ready to order. I said yes and ordered a veggie burger along with fries and a medium Diet Coke. I then asked her to come back to my table because I wanted to ask her a question, the question being; "I know it's the daily special today, but what is a Tarzan Burger?"

She said back, "It's a five-pound grilled turkey patty on a hamburger bun with all the trimmings you want."

I said back, "Five pounds?! Who in their right mind would eat a five-pound burger?"

A male patron sitting behind me looked at me and started making Tarzan sounds. I woke up laughing.

{In reality, I have never visited the restaurant where my GF works at and I don't want to because I love her.}

i dreamt WP member 1 left his hand and half his forearm on my dinner table.

WP member 2 examined the forearm of WP member 1, carefully extracting a vein and rubbing it between her fingers. she sliced it open and examined a bundle of smaller vessels and wires which was inside, feeling them with a pair of tweezers as if they were a multimeter.

i spend too much time here.

android dream?

nah, i remember they were clearly meatbags.

i was just thankful they didn't leave a pool of blood while they did it. my table mats are a pain to wash.

I know I've had weird ones since, but back in 2005 after my first year of college I took a janitor job at a local church for the summer. It was my church so I knew everyone there. I dreamt that all staff, myself, the three pastors and the secretary were all members of the FBI. I don't know ehy I dreamt that, but I've always been fond of cop shows.

I dreamt I was back at work in the hospital, I had just reported in for duty in the morning shift-change, I walked into the utility room and found the tech I was supposed to relieve who had been working all night- she was on the floor sorting bundles of white bath towels. I didn't think to ask her why she was on the floor doing this. then I awoke.

I was back and forth in time, between being in the army and being a civil servant, mostly back when I was in the army, and I was walking around out of uniform and with my ponytail that I've had on and off since leaving the military. I was worried that some brasshole would corner me and drag me to a military barber.