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23 Oct 2017, 3:48 am

jeff sessions is not an evil Keebler elf.

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23 Oct 2017, 8:44 am

There's no such things as ghosts

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23 Oct 2017, 9:50 am

Forward, brave companions; a glorious future is just within our reach!

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23 Oct 2017, 11:33 am

Nike is the Greek goddess of sneakers and athletic footwear. She fought and won many battles by using her famous war cry, "Just do it!"

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23 Oct 2017, 3:46 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

Nike is the Greek goddess of sneakers and athletic footwear. She fought and won many battles by using her famous war cry, "Just do it!"

I can actually believe that! (Seriously though haha)

(In keeping with the theme of this thread) ^ That's been proven to be true!

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24 Oct 2017, 12:51 am

America is not a fascist oligarchy.

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24 Oct 2017, 1:49 am

If you fill a pool with dry ice afeter it melts you can swim without getting wet.

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24 Oct 2017, 4:54 am

PBL187 wrote:

There's no such things as ghosts

That is a true statement.

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24 Oct 2017, 7:53 pm

honest politicians who care about the needs of the 99% are overwhelmingly common.

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24 Oct 2017, 8:26 pm

auntblabby wrote:

honest politicians who care about the needs of the 99% are overwhelmingly common.

Yes. I hate Bernie.

I'm happy.

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24 Oct 2017, 9:09 pm

When president John Q. Adams (son of former president John Adams) moved in the White House upon taking office 1829 he and his staff were shocked to discover that the departing staff of James Monroe had removed the letter "Q" from all of the computers in the White House.

Likewise when Thomas Jefferson was negotiating with European heads of state as our first secretary of state in 1800 then President George Washington would tweet statements about how Jefferson was "was wasting his time, because Napoleon will never talk to you". That prompted Jefferson to refer to George Washington as "a f*****g moron".

Also the personal computers they used back then were a little different from now. George Washington made his tweets and a computer that was hand cranked (like a Victrola), but by the time of the John Quincy Adams presidency personal computers had become gas powered (but you still had to light the pilot light).

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24 Oct 2017, 9:14 pm

abe Lincoln was a big fan of Britney spears and watched all her videos.

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24 Oct 2017, 9:21 pm

I love spending time with others.

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24 Oct 2017, 9:28 pm

George Washington hopped into a time machine he invented, and travelled forwards in time to the year 1975, dressed as a restaurant waiter, and spit into Donald trump's drink while he wasn't looking.

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25 Oct 2017, 3:14 am

I have lots of friends.

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25 Oct 2017, 8:03 am

Actual telephones don't actually exist.

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