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25 Oct 2017, 8:34 am

neither do molecules.

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25 Oct 2017, 8:36 am

No one will get arrested for being naked in public.

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25 Oct 2017, 11:11 pm

there is no such thing as a "public."

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25 Oct 2017, 11:46 pm

The combined mass of all of the uneaten fruit cakes of the last 2000 Christmases is enough to account for all of the missing dark matter in the Universe.

Mystery solved!

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26 Oct 2017, 12:28 am

the word "psychic" is composed of the words "sigh" and "kick."

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26 Oct 2017, 6:21 am

The Conservative Party are going to make Britain great again

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26 Oct 2017, 6:33 am

I feel fine

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27 Oct 2017, 3:00 am

extraneous noises are not a PITA.

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27 Oct 2017, 5:56 am

I like to knit Aran wool socks for myself each Winter

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27 Oct 2017, 7:20 am

Decaffeinated coffee makes sense.

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27 Oct 2017, 10:16 am

Luna035 wrote:

Decaffeinated coffee makes sense.

And it's delicious!

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27 Oct 2017, 8:34 pm

rap music is melodic.

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27 Oct 2017, 10:23 pm

Procrastination helps you to do your "best work."

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27 Oct 2017, 10:41 pm

parrot droppings are a sign that god loves you.

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27 Oct 2017, 10:44 pm

parrot droppings are a sign that god doesn't love you.

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28 Oct 2017, 12:25 am

George Carlin [RIP] did not write "brain droppings."

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