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01 Nov 2017, 10:24 pm

this morning, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. how he got in my pajamas i'll never know.



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02 Nov 2017, 8:11 am

I wish the weather was still hot and humid.



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02 Nov 2017, 9:08 am

Ok I admit it! I did break that plate!!


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02 Nov 2017, 9:18 am

No, I'm not excited to hear Rafael Nadal is Number One in the world!



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02 Nov 2017, 10:46 am

I really want to be amongst the humans right now.



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02 Nov 2017, 11:25 am

I'm not a liar


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02 Nov 2017, 3:43 pm

I did not immediately start crying once the cop following me turned on his flashing lights.



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03 Nov 2017, 2:08 am

I am POTUS #45.



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03 Nov 2017, 12:44 pm

I’m not afraid of cops. Or any other authority figures of any kind. I don’t go out of my way to avoid them. I’m totally cool with radical power imbalances in my relationships with other humans. Doesn’t bother me one little bit. Nope. No sir-ee bob. I’m totally fine & dandy with it. Couldn’t be better.



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03 Nov 2017, 12:47 pm

Also, I am a mermaid who has forgotten how to swim. Pls halp :cry:



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03 Nov 2017, 10:36 pm

I am king of the metaverse for eternity.



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04 Nov 2017, 12:56 am

I'm very excited to go to my social skills class tomorrow. Sitting in a room full of people while we're told how to use a calendar to keep track of events (which is totally not something I've been doing on my own since at least third grade) is exactly how I want to spend my Saturday afternoon.


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04 Nov 2017, 12:57 am

I'm so disappointed that I'm done my English essay. Now I'll have too little work to do. I want to always be doing homework and have no time to go on the Internet.



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04 Nov 2017, 1:16 am

i'm chairman of the bored.



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04 Nov 2017, 8:52 am

I wish I was still in high school.



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04 Nov 2017, 9:06 am

I wasn't disappointed to read Rafael Nadal had withdrawn from the Paris tournament.