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06 Nov 2017, 3:47 pm

I was kidnaped by alien pirates.



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06 Nov 2017, 3:54 pm

hobojungle wrote:
I was kidnaped by alien pirates.


They made me walk the plank in Deep Space. :(



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06 Nov 2017, 4:07 pm

hobojungle wrote:
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I was kidnaped by alien pirates.


They made me walk the plank in Deep Space. :(


I’ll never forget, right before I stepped into the cold yawning abyss of eternal night, Captain Bloort of Alpha Centauri 1 roared “Yarrrr, bleep bloop bloop, you scurvy dog!” :skull:



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07 Nov 2017, 12:45 am

I just came here aboard the millennium falcon I bought used off of a fly-by-night spaceship salesman.



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07 Nov 2017, 10:29 am

I am the walrus.



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07 Nov 2017, 11:18 am

I'm good at lying.


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07 Nov 2017, 12:24 pm

I was on my way to school, but I was caught by two big monsters with big eyes, and they chopped me into firewood!



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07 Nov 2017, 1:04 pm

Those of us that graduated with a degree in Music from IUP will know what I’m talking about: keeG a si yawnoC yrraL. :twisted:



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07 Nov 2017, 2:22 pm

I'm good at saying tongue twisters.



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07 Nov 2017, 6:39 pm

I'm not counting down until The Sims 4 Cats and Dogs is available for download, 54 hours and 22 minutes from now.


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07 Nov 2017, 9:22 pm

If you’re not careful, your stuffed animals will come to life!



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07 Nov 2017, 11:48 pm

squash useta be squish.



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08 Nov 2017, 5:49 am

I can reach out and grab the Sun.


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08 Nov 2017, 12:27 pm

The moon wasn’t bright enough so I found the dimmer and someone had left it all the way down. The nerve of some people!


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08 Nov 2017, 12:29 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
I can reach out and grab the Sun.


If you're rich and famous enough the Sun will let you do that.



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08 Nov 2017, 12:30 pm

every full moon I turn into a werewolf
every full sun I turn into a turtle


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