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06 Sep 2022, 10:22 am

Olfactory system is corrupted.


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I don't follow society's rules. But that doesn't mean there aren't rules I have to follow when the Dark Passenger calls.

Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.


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06 Sep 2022, 10:38 am

Narcissist: Thinks Scooby Doo must have been named for him, somehow.


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06 Sep 2022, 10:42 am

Vain: Thinks this post is about them.


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I don't follow society's rules. But that doesn't mean there aren't rules I have to follow when the Dark Passenger calls.

Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.


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06 Sep 2022, 10:50 am

Listens to cringe-worthy European pop music from the 90s.


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06 Sep 2022, 11:07 am

Has no face.


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06 Sep 2022, 11:09 am

Has no thumbs.

And, bears an uncanny resemblance to Godzilla.


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06 Sep 2022, 11:14 am

Obsessed with someone named Heathcliff.Cat or man?


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06 Sep 2022, 11:17 am

"Heathcliff a man? If so, is he mad? And if not, is he a devil?" ^


Doesn't understand the existence of mancats.


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06 Sep 2022, 11:29 am

Had her mancat neutered.


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06 Sep 2022, 11:44 am

Kept the remains. ^


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06 Sep 2022, 11:49 am

Doesn’t clean Heathcliff’s litter box and he has the mange.


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06 Sep 2022, 1:09 pm

You love having cats take baths because you have a masochistic love of being scratched.



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06 Sep 2022, 1:33 pm

Goes exploring for the alligator in NYC sewers, tries to pet it.


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06 Sep 2022, 2:50 pm

Just loves hunting and embracing those Jackelopes! :P



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06 Sep 2022, 3:03 pm

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06 Sep 2022, 4:24 pm

Is as light as hydrogen, and floats about in space so much that it makes her dizzy.