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26 Sep 2021, 4:34 pm

One will always enjoy being a conspiracy theorist.


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26 Sep 2021, 5:14 pm

The conspiracy theorists of the world are all....PLOTTING TO GET ME!! !! !! !! !! !! !! !!



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27 Sep 2021, 11:30 am

They say great power comes with great responsibility.

.. But no one's that responsible. :twisted:


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30 Sep 2021, 3:41 am

If I take something from a shop without paying, is that stealing?


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30 Sep 2021, 2:55 pm

If I take something from a shop without stealing, is that paying?



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30 Sep 2021, 6:37 pm

It is always fun to steal.


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30 Sep 2021, 6:39 pm

There are no trivial proverbs at all, for if all proverbs were trivial,
then only criminals would have trivial proverbs.


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30 Sep 2021, 6:44 pm

Always use adjectives whenever you finish drinking tea.


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30 Sep 2021, 6:56 pm

always use heavy water when brewing your morning tea.



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30 Sep 2021, 7:20 pm

For best fragrance result -- mix ammonia with bleach.


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30 Sep 2021, 7:23 pm

phosgene gas [mustard gas] is good for you.



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30 Sep 2021, 8:03 pm

How is TV spelled?



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01 Oct 2021, 4:08 am

Sonic200 wrote:
How is TV spelled?


Like this: G a r b a g e


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01 Oct 2021, 4:10 am

I want a rocket-propelled grenade launcher to shoot flies with in the winter


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01 Oct 2021, 5:32 am

^^^when my dad worked as a merchant seaman in alaska a few decades back, in their barracks some guy came back drunker than a skunk and was bugged by some of alaska's famous mosquitos, and he thought it wise to try to get rid of them by shooting them with his .357 magnum revolver.



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01 Oct 2021, 1:40 pm

What color of fruit is an orange?