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07 Dec 2020, 11:02 pm

How about a blue tiger phone?

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08 Dec 2020, 2:41 am

i wish it was just my closet that was messy. that would be EZPZ simples.

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09 Dec 2020, 4:08 am

Apple Monkey Carburetor

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09 Dec 2020, 6:37 am

:lol: What if I set up a bakery full of experimental confectioneries?

A menu with explicit warnings about it's questionable quality -- one that actually says it's an ordinary 10-20 ingredient brownie recipe, yet has too much this, too little of that, etc.

One that literally says 'buy and consume at your own risk' in the description.
Yet otherwise clean, safe and preserved properly.

And the goal isn't sales, but data.
Terrible idea for business, I know. :lol:

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13 Dec 2020, 12:53 am

One of the many ways to restrain myself;

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15 Dec 2020, 5:34 pm

I have found a place to wait before I go in to my evening shift, where I can watch a single early bat put on a stunning display of aerobatics amid the twilight topiary. I think it's the same bat every night, unless it has an understudy.

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15 Dec 2020, 10:55 pm

Red, white and blue snails.

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16 Dec 2020, 1:06 pm

25 levels of personal disobedience and 4 days of hoarding ammunition.

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17 Dec 2020, 3:41 pm

"Viking" is actually a verb- it's Old Norse for "raiding." I guess all the people who were viked by Norsemen just got a bit confused.

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17 Dec 2020, 9:05 pm

Pea pod meat thermometer.

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20 Dec 2020, 2:56 pm

My family and I are looking forward to watching classic Looney Tunes cartoons when our home region's ME-TV channel begin airing them on January 2nd, 2021.

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20 Dec 2020, 3:17 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

My family and I are looking forward to watching classic Looney Tunes cartoons when our home region's ME-TV channel begin airing them on January 2nd, 2021.

I'm also looking forward to watching those cartoons.

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21 Dec 2020, 10:44 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

My family and I are looking forward to watching classic Looney Tunes cartoons when our home region's ME-TV channel begin airing them on January 2nd, 2021.

I'm also looking forward to watching those cartoons.

Good to know!

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21 Dec 2020, 11:59 pm

What happens if you eat pizza before bed?

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22 Dec 2020, 12:17 am

you dream of the giant pizza monster and awaken with foul breath and itchy teeth.

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22 Dec 2020, 12:29 am

What happens if you drink milk before bed?

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