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06 Sep 2022, 4:46 pm

Plays with the rats on the subway


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06 Sep 2022, 6:44 pm

Is enamored of the red aspect of a Wolfman's eyes.....



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06 Sep 2022, 8:14 pm

Has pink eye and is contagious, possible rabid with fleas.


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07 Sep 2022, 5:01 am

Sits on her porch with an outward smile, but an inward hyena scowl.



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07 Sep 2022, 10:22 am

Pisses on fire hydrants.


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07 Sep 2022, 1:16 pm

Sits on washing machines during the spin cycle.


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07 Sep 2022, 1:44 pm

Pithy and hot.


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08 Sep 2022, 5:04 am

Is cold blooded and hates asteroids.


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08 Sep 2022, 11:01 am

Is a vegetable.


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08 Sep 2022, 3:47 pm

Lost to King Kong.


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08 Sep 2022, 3:57 pm

Good for nothing garnish.


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08 Sep 2022, 3:59 pm

Has scaly skin.


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08 Sep 2022, 4:02 pm

Root is forked and hairy.


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09 Sep 2022, 12:19 pm

Is a blood relative of the Queen. ;-)


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09 Sep 2022, 12:26 pm

Once you get soft and moldy, you will be compost.


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10 Sep 2022, 12:11 am

Which will be dark, moist and furtile with cultivated impertinence