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Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Plays with the rats on the subway
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
Is enamored of the red aspect of a Wolfman's eyes.....
Has pink eye and is contagious, possible rabid with fleas.
Sits on her porch with an outward smile, but an inward hyena scowl.
Pisses on fire hydrants.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Sits on washing machines during the spin cycle.
Pithy and hot.
Is cold blooded and hates asteroids.
Is a vegetable.
Lost to King Kong.
Good for nothing garnish.
Has scaly skin.
Root is forked and hairy.
Is a blood relative of the Queen.
Once you get soft and moldy, you will be compost.
MjrMajorMajor Veteran
Joined: 15 Jan 2012Gender: FemalePosts: 8,748
Which will be dark, moist and furtile with cultivated impertinence