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22 Nov 2017, 5:48 pm

Ah, that's probably my spaceship, thanks PBL187, I'm always forgetting where I parked it.
I can go back home to Mars now. :D


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22 Nov 2017, 6:03 pm

I love holiday traffic :heart:



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22 Nov 2017, 8:31 pm

I wish this year was like last, when I had to work on Thanksgiving and the one other part-time worker (cleaning a retail store) quit the day after Black Friday and then I was asked to cover every single shift they would've worked, which I couldn't do, so I kept feeling inadequate and useless. I'm sure that has nothing to do with my present issues with depression and stuff.

Also, I never ramble.


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22 Nov 2017, 8:32 pm

I can run a marathon in under three hours.



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22 Nov 2017, 9:18 pm

I can run a marathon at all, at my age.



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22 Nov 2017, 9:19 pm

You're all going to be fine! :)


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22 Nov 2017, 9:19 pm

I could run a marathon in under six hours LOL



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22 Nov 2017, 9:25 pm

I can run a marathon backwards and upside-down, with both legs tied behind my back.



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22 Nov 2017, 9:26 pm

Mugabe did 9/11.


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22 Nov 2017, 9:27 pm

I could tie knots well enough to tie myself up like what was stated above.



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22 Nov 2017, 9:28 pm

I am God.



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22 Nov 2017, 9:31 pm

God has spoken to me in Hebrew-accented English.



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22 Nov 2017, 9:32 pm

The ancient pyramids were actually built with LEGO and got covered/eroded in sandstone over time.


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22 Nov 2017, 9:44 pm

there are no lies.



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23 Nov 2017, 3:30 pm

I don’t want to be a ninja! :( :ninja:



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24 Nov 2017, 3:24 am

I don't wish I was dead


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