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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 64Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
I'm bald! Gave me fleas while claiming to look for mites.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 74,518Location: UK
Yeah you've got crabs in your nose hairs
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
You disappoint me, Babybird, I was expecting you to go elsewhere with that.
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Can’t take directions from Alexa or read a map.
Has more sauce than HP.
Is on his period.
Is late for her meeting with her parole officer.
Got arrested for showing his tiara to everyone.
Covets my crown jewels.
AnonymousAnonymous Veteran
Joined: 23 Nov 2006Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 72,114Location: Portland, Oregon
Committed a heist back in 2012, but has yet to be detained.
Was the get-away driver in said heist.
Couldn't tackle a fish supper
(I couldn't afford a fish supper!)Lives entirely on red herrings.
Matrix Glitch Veteran
Joined: 21 Oct 2021Age: 62Gender: MalePosts: 3,741Location: US
Thinks red herrings are Swedish Fish.