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auntblabby
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24 Nov 2017, 4:12 am

i'm not in need of more sleep. :tired:

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24 Nov 2017, 4:34 am

auntblabby wrote:

i'm not in need of more sleep. :tired:

Me neither. Approximately 1 hour is enough, especially when having a bad head cold

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24 Nov 2017, 6:50 am

human bodies are never subject to illness and wear and injury

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24 Nov 2017, 6:57 am

I LOVE the holiday season.

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24 Nov 2017, 7:10 am

I don't.

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24 Nov 2017, 10:25 am

I didn't eat too much pumpkin pie yesterday.

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24 Nov 2017, 11:33 am

Yellow snow on the ground tastes just like a lemon slushie.

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24 Nov 2017, 1:13 pm

I don’t like animals.

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24 Nov 2017, 4:58 pm

I’ve been to the rainbow bridge.

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24 Nov 2017, 4:59 pm

hobojungle wrote:

I’ve been to the rainbow bridge.

I’ve also been to the reading rainbow.

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24 Nov 2017, 5:04 pm

I've been to the end of the rainbow. I was offered a pot of gold, but didn't take it because I already have a goat that poops out gold for me.

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24 Nov 2017, 5:05 pm

I have the goose that lays the golden eggs.

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24 Nov 2017, 5:08 pm

I have a magic porridge pot. All I have to do is tell it to go and it'll start churning out porridge. Unfortunately, I forgot to tell it to stop and it overflowed and drowned everyone in my village. But that's okay. I now have all the porridge to myself!

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24 Nov 2017, 5:09 pm

My village has a traffic light.

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24 Nov 2017, 9:42 pm

crisp well-done bacon is not tasty. :pig: