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24 Nov 2017, 10:25 pm

applesauce cures male-pattern baldness.



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24 Nov 2017, 11:57 pm

I'm straight


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26 Nov 2017, 10:49 am

I don't drink too much alcohol


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26 Nov 2017, 12:46 pm

I want to rock and roll all night, and party every day.



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26 Nov 2017, 6:52 pm

doing the paperwork after #2 can sometimes be a PITA.



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26 Nov 2017, 7:21 pm

auntblabby wrote:
doing the paperwork after #2 can sometimes be a PITA.

That's not a lie, is it?



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27 Nov 2017, 2:22 am

TheAP wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
doing the paperwork after #2 can sometimes be a PITA.

That's not a lie, is it?

the "sometimes" part :oops:



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27 Nov 2017, 5:35 am

Movies are still being released on old VHS tapes.


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27 Nov 2017, 7:27 pm

Nutella is a proven cure for autism.



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27 Nov 2017, 7:41 pm

Affordable Care Act is the greatest thing since sliced bread.



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28 Nov 2017, 7:19 am

there aren't a lot of people behaving badly nowadays.



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28 Nov 2017, 7:25 am

I got a good night's sleep last night.



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28 Nov 2017, 8:40 am

I didn't waste a buncha time today.



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29 Nov 2017, 10:57 am

Water is a deadly poison!



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29 Nov 2017, 1:21 pm

Jellyfishes sting won't kill you.



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29 Nov 2017, 3:28 pm

Neither will any snake bites.


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