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12 Dec 2017, 9:16 pm

shots don't hurt.



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12 Dec 2017, 9:29 pm

I'm a virgin.


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13 Dec 2017, 3:27 am

these are not heady and scary times.



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15 Dec 2017, 3:21 pm

I sure hope they're right about no two snowflakes being alike, because I just one the size of a car come down right through someone's roof! 8O



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15 Dec 2017, 4:12 pm

I’m a people person.



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15 Dec 2017, 4:55 pm

Super Mario Brothers is a true tale of how a man kidnaped a woman from a turtle.


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15 Dec 2017, 5:57 pm

The grass is pink.


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15 Dec 2017, 6:12 pm

All of the other posters on this thread paid me to write their posts for them, because they're all far too honest to write their own lies.


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15 Dec 2017, 6:18 pm

I’m the Goblin King.



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15 Dec 2017, 6:29 pm

i'm the sum total of all your memories, and I carry you all around inside me in a dense coil in my thorax, my name is Trent and I am from the future but hiding out in the present day.



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15 Dec 2017, 7:25 pm

I was going to post something but then this thing called Trent came and ate me (apparently?) and stole my memories and now I can't remember what I was going to say.



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15 Dec 2017, 7:58 pm

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15 Dec 2017, 8:04 pm

I am GOP chairman



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15 Dec 2017, 10:04 pm

My avatar picture shows a real life troll that I keep as a house pet. He really likes people! (they're extremely tasty, he tells me!)


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15 Dec 2017, 11:17 pm

DOG is GOD.



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16 Dec 2017, 4:39 am

ShadowTheFluffhog doesn't eat humans.


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