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babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,090Location: UK
Stop putting your size15's in it
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Sniff, sniff, you have something on your shoes... Oh, you are barefoot.
Matrix Glitch Veteran
Joined: 21 Oct 2021Age: 63Gender: MalePosts: 3,741Location: US
Your remarks are corny as your feet.
I see you didn't make it to matrix 4, you got usurped as head of the machine world by "The Analyst".
The intense sexual chemistry between the two of you makes me weep blood.
What I was about to say was far too rude. Erm....you're so gross
Say it!
Banned for taking X rated photos of Where_am_I and posting them on WP!
Banned for spreading gossip
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Fed His tongue to the cat
Is hen pecked by her chickens.
Have you just farted
No, I think it's your perfume. Where you buy it? Poundland?
It must be all that loopy juice you're brewing