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11 Jan 2018, 3:38 pm

I am john titor. :alien:



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11 Jan 2018, 7:31 pm

I am Victor Frankenstein!


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11 Jan 2018, 7:33 pm

the world ended yesterday but nobody knows it yet.



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12 Jan 2018, 1:22 am

I am watching "From Hell" right now.


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12 Jan 2018, 1:44 am

I am Amar Bose.



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12 Jan 2018, 3:40 am

You can stand on a cloud



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12 Jan 2018, 5:18 am

You can stand on thin ice at no possible risk whatsoever.


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12 Jan 2018, 9:07 am

^ You'd be fine if you fell through the ice anyway - the water underneath ice is always the temperature of a heated swimming pool.


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12 Jan 2018, 4:49 pm

I just ate a Tide laundry pod.



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12 Jan 2018, 5:23 pm

Candle flames are cold.


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12 Jan 2018, 9:52 pm

burst blood vessels in the eye are not scary. 8O



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12 Jan 2018, 9:56 pm

Burst blood vessels in the eye are scary. :pirat:



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12 Jan 2018, 10:02 pm

I'm human through and through - body, mind, and soul. I'm completely at home among fellow humans and belong in their society.


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13 Jan 2018, 12:35 pm

There is an Aurora Borealis in my kitchen right now. It appeared after I made steamed hams for lunch.



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13 Jan 2018, 12:42 pm

When I was eating a very high fiber diet, I consumed several pieces of wicker furniture per week. Thank goodness I lived close to a Pier One.


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13 Jan 2018, 5:03 pm

I finished a high-fiber diet and lost 35 pounds!


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