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r00tb33r
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09 Oct 2022, 9:53 am

Doesn't get that beer is the root of the matter.



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09 Oct 2022, 10:25 am

Doesn't get that radishes are the root that matter. :P


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09 Oct 2022, 10:31 am

Roots around like a hog


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09 Oct 2022, 12:56 pm

Was that the clapometer or did you just fart


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09 Oct 2022, 12:57 pm

In your face :P


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09 Oct 2022, 2:48 pm

A failed dragon.



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09 Oct 2022, 3:02 pm

A crushed can ready to be recycled


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09 Oct 2022, 3:40 pm

Thinks her cloaca is all that.



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09 Oct 2022, 3:57 pm

Put a scoop of ice cream on his head and he will float


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09 Oct 2022, 4:14 pm

I'll take it.

Lizards don't know how to be rude. :wink:



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09 Oct 2022, 4:17 pm

Needs a frosty mug to be good


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09 Oct 2022, 4:29 pm

Doesn't know that I'm better with booze.



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09 Oct 2022, 5:03 pm

Isn’t as tasty as Irish Cream.


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10 Oct 2022, 4:23 am

Thinks a rubber lizard suit is the height of fashion.



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10 Oct 2022, 4:41 am

Secretly wishes he was The Most Interesting Man in the World rather than The Architect.



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11 Oct 2022, 8:29 am

Wishes he was a real beer.