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r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Doesn't get that beer is the root of the matter.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Doesn't get that radishes are the root that matter.
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Roots around like a hog
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,071Location: UK
Was that the clapometer or did you just fart
In your face
A failed dragon.
A crushed can ready to be recycled
Thinks her cloaca is all that.
Put a scoop of ice cream on his head and he will float
I'll take it.Lizards don't know how to be rude.
Needs a frosty mug to be good
Doesn't know that I'm better with booze.
Isn’t as tasty as Irish Cream.
Matrix Glitch Veteran
Joined: 21 Oct 2021Age: 63Gender: MalePosts: 3,741Location: US
Thinks a rubber lizard suit is the height of fashion.
Secretly wishes he was The Most Interesting Man in the World rather than The Architect.
Wishes he was a real beer.