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this is me playing the drums-

I'm so glad I went to bed early this evening for a change. I'm having the most vivid dream I've had for ages, all about being on Wrong Planet posting in the "Post a blatant lie" thread - it's uncannily realistic. It would be so spooky if I looked at the real Wrong Planet tomorrow and this post was actually there in real life?!

I have a ladder that goes all the way up to heaven.

^ That's a suspicious coincidence, where did you get that? I just met this old guy called Nick who said he'd been looking for his ladder. Apparently he's stuck here now, as it's the only one long enough to reach down to some place he was trying to get back to. Very charming fellow; a cobbler, I think - he said something about having a load of soles to carry down.

I know somebody who wants to sell you a famous new York bridge for really cheap.

^The Brooklyn Bridge is on sale for $42.28.

the earth is for sale, for .99 cents.

I bought the earth. You’re all mine now

I managed to convince someone I owned the Earth and all it's contents and sold it for $6

I just found out who CloudClimber really is , I'm not sure I should out them but what the heck - CloudClimber is really Dan Ackroyd

god paid me a penny to take his universe, and I sold it to bill gates for a billion, and he sold it back to god for a trillion, but the joke is on ol' bill 'cause he can't take it with him and he will be indebted to god forever.

^^

I didn't miss posting here at all. I am not at all happy that I finished a lot of my errands and things sooner than expected, and have more time to hang out here.

my picture is at the top of this page, i'm looking through a magnifying glass.

I am not on the antidepressant Prozac.