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r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Not as sweet as I am.
Matrix Glitch Veteran
Joined: 21 Oct 2021Age: 63Gender: MalePosts: 3,741Location: US
Causes type-2 diabetes and tooth decay.
Couldn't fake my taste in the Matrix.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,071Location: UK
You're inexcusable
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Is really a cuckoo bird and pushed all the other nestlings out
Yeah yeah you old crow
Quit chirping, you twit!
Going to strap him in the paint shaker at hardware store and turn on high
Nobody's going to watch that crap.
Takes one for the team!
Now I’ll put him in the freezer till his seams pop
You've out stayed your welcome
Laid a poop bigger than the video lizard, and on the carpet!
Clean it up lizard lady
I’m not your valet, clean it up yourself.