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24 Jan 2018, 11:06 pm

I love red tape



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24 Jan 2018, 11:15 pm

orangehair wasn't elected, this is all a giant nightmarish figment of our collective imagination.



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25 Jan 2018, 4:26 am

I hate chocolate



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25 Jan 2018, 4:28 am

I don't wish I was in heaven.



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25 Jan 2018, 4:34 am

I don't wish I have to filter everything I say



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25 Jan 2018, 4:47 am

mee too.



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25 Jan 2018, 10:22 am

The blatant lies have not gone dark and depressing lately.



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25 Jan 2018, 6:41 pm

there is no other intelligent life in our universe.



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25 Jan 2018, 8:42 pm

I got enough sleep



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25 Jan 2018, 8:45 pm

aches and pains have not forced me out of my cozy comfy bed on many occasions. :|



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25 Jan 2018, 8:48 pm

The cake and my originality.


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25 Jan 2018, 8:52 pm

germs are really mergs :alien:



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25 Jan 2018, 8:55 pm

I have a 12 inch pianist

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25 Jan 2018, 8:56 pm

^^^



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25 Jan 2018, 9:01 pm

If you Google "how to start a wildfire"

you will get 1,000,00 matches.


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25 Jan 2018, 9:04 pm

The best way to break up with your partner is to tell them to meet you at the gym but stand them up.

Hopefully they'll realise the two of you are not going to work out.


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