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r00tb33r
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15 Oct 2022, 11:32 pm

Lacks the taste buds to appreciate the flavor of root beer.



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16 Oct 2022, 3:23 am

Drinks so much of it you need a root canal.


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16 Oct 2022, 4:30 am

Is root canal what is left behind when you're harvested from the ground? :wink:



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16 Oct 2022, 12:09 pm

Why are you still here?


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16 Oct 2022, 12:40 pm

You're on the wrong planet, lady!



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16 Oct 2022, 12:48 pm

Pull my finger


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16 Oct 2022, 2:33 pm

All beak and butthole


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16 Oct 2022, 11:54 pm

Lacking opposable thumbs.



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17 Oct 2022, 12:23 am

Lacking appendages.



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17 Oct 2022, 3:09 am

Lacking fluid expression.



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17 Oct 2022, 4:07 am

Head is made of foam.



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17 Oct 2022, 4:11 am

Head is made of glitch?



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17 Oct 2022, 6:22 am

Head is fermenting.


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17 Oct 2022, 8:00 am

Turnip's ugly cousin.



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17 Oct 2022, 9:07 am

The Oracle's not as smart as he thinks he is colleague.


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17 Oct 2022, 9:37 am

Will be fermented and made into Kimchi.


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