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26 Jan 2018, 11:08 pm

I vote GOPTP always.



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26 Jan 2018, 11:11 pm

I'm going to get a faecal transplant to see if it cures my autism


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26 Jan 2018, 11:16 pm

I gave somebody else a urine transplant in the hopes that it would make me less pissed off about things.



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26 Jan 2018, 11:22 pm

^ your just taking the piss now :P

that joke doesn't work :roll: somebody else was taking the piss


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26 Jan 2018, 11:31 pm

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26 Jan 2018, 11:32 pm

The ocean is now 10% Raleigh urine.

Oh, wait, that's probably true. :|


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26 Jan 2018, 11:40 pm

when you are munching on some pacific-caught tuna these days, it is not accompanied by a soupçon of radiation.



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27 Jan 2018, 3:17 pm

Poe invented poetry, hence the name.



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27 Jan 2018, 3:19 pm

I'm not at all interested in making my own Patreon c;


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27 Jan 2018, 3:53 pm

Syd wrote:
Poe invented poetry, hence the name.


similarly, emmanuel macron invented macarons and adrian chiles founded chile.


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27 Jan 2018, 4:25 pm

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27 Jan 2018, 6:07 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
Syd wrote:
Poe invented poetry, hence the name.


similarly, emmanuel macron invented macarons and adrian chiles founded chile.


And the dish chili is named after the country in which it was invented: Chile.

And Emmanuel Macron also invented Macaroni.



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27 Jan 2018, 6:17 pm

I hate macaroni.



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27 Jan 2018, 6:22 pm

I can't think of a better way to spend my birthday than in the hoslital for mental health issues. I really hope I get to do that.


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27 Jan 2018, 6:30 pm

Blancmange cures cancer.


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27 Jan 2018, 8:05 pm

hobojungle wrote:
I hate macaroni.
Me too!


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