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19 Oct 2022, 9:49 pm

Planning an attack from the right flank


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20 Oct 2022, 4:27 am

Trying to figure out pronouns before the left flank attack. :lol: :lmao:



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20 Oct 2022, 7:14 am

Move. You're in my way. :x


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20 Oct 2022, 8:41 am

You're standing in the wrong queue now. Bet I get to the checkout first.


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20 Oct 2022, 8:42 am

I hope you trip on your way.


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20 Oct 2022, 8:45 am

Haha! You're actually in the queue for the gents toilet.


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20 Oct 2022, 8:48 am

Good. I hope they're embarrassed for me, because I'm not.


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20 Oct 2022, 8:49 am

You would be absolutely perverted if you sought out the milieu of the men's toilet!



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20 Oct 2022, 8:50 am

How do you plan to self scan your trolley full of shopping in there? :P


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20 Oct 2022, 8:54 am

Kraftie will be self scanning for me *points water pistol at him* and you will be bagging it up *points a real pistol at him*.


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20 Oct 2022, 9:02 am

<holds hands up and feels a sudden need to go to the loo anyway>


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20 Oct 2022, 10:22 am

I think you started your period.


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20 Oct 2022, 10:29 am

What a relief! I'm not pregnant. I told you you should have worn a condom, you and your big hairy coconuts.


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20 Oct 2022, 10:51 am

Spunk bucket


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20 Oct 2022, 11:25 am

So says Mrs Bucket.


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20 Oct 2022, 11:27 am

Your come back was a bit slow there


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