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28 Jan 2018, 7:29 pm

guns are dispensers of lead pills which improve one's health.



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28 Jan 2018, 7:31 pm

80s music was not made in the 80s.


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28 Jan 2018, 7:38 pm

I'm doing just fine today, too. Yep, I'm perfectly fine.


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28 Jan 2018, 7:41 pm

leaded gasoline makes an excellent aperitif



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29 Jan 2018, 3:41 pm

I have absolutely, unequivocally, and undoubtedly, never wanted to murder anyone, ever.


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29 Jan 2018, 3:57 pm

mee neither. :|



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29 Jan 2018, 3:59 pm

I never put full stops after a post or a comment.


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29 Jan 2018, 4:13 pm

I ate a pot full of plutonium 239 and grew a foot taller. and my feet grew a foot taller as well. :alien:



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29 Jan 2018, 4:16 pm

I have telepathic conversations with viruses.



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29 Jan 2018, 4:18 pm

My nose protrudes outwards by 3cm every time I tell a lie. PS. this is not a reference!


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29 Jan 2018, 4:19 pm

I harvest cosmic rays with my glasses and use them to grow more hair.



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29 Jan 2018, 4:22 pm

I never get hacked off at the stupidity of others. ;)


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29 Jan 2018, 4:23 pm

I am not currently competing against Auntblabby to see who can up with the most outrageous, far-fetched lie.


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29 Jan 2018, 4:24 pm

mee neither.



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29 Jan 2018, 4:25 pm

MissChess wrote:
I never get hacked off at the stupidity of others. ;)


I never get p****d off at my own latent stupidity :mrgreen:


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29 Jan 2018, 4:27 pm

I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning, and I stepped into an alternate dimension, in their "wrong planet" forums it is composed strictly of NTs. I got outta there lickety-split! :o



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