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r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Wrong thread, you spicy turnip!viewtopic.php?f=30&t=100526
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Banned for stating the bleedin obvious.
Banned for living under a bridge drinking cans of beer all day.
Took my dream away from me.
Please accept my humble apologies and have a cup of camomile tea and a herbal biscuit instead.
If you were ginger I'd make a cookie. You're not.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
I demand you polish my shoes now.
They look beyond polishing. Have you considered putting them into the dustbin?
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
And they smell like FOOT, too! Very unbecoming for an Elegant Lady......
I was hoping you'd suffocate in the aroma.
You would.....you abject Sadist you!! !! !
Why were you sniffing her shoes anyway? Looked kinda pervy to me.
babybird Veteran
Joined: 11 Nov 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 78,065Location: UK
Yeah well you all stink of s**t
Play properly.