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20 Oct 2022, 3:49 pm

Wrong thread, you spicy turnip!
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20 Oct 2022, 3:52 pm

Banned for stating the bleedin obvious. ;-)


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20 Oct 2022, 3:58 pm

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20 Oct 2022, 4:08 pm

Banned for living under a bridge drinking cans of beer all day.


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20 Oct 2022, 4:11 pm

Took my dream away from me. :cry:



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21 Oct 2022, 2:29 am

Please accept my humble apologies and have a cup of camomile tea and a herbal biscuit instead. :P


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21 Oct 2022, 5:48 am

If you were ginger I'd make a cookie. You're not.



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21 Oct 2022, 6:59 am

I demand you polish my shoes now. :x


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21 Oct 2022, 7:05 am

They look beyond polishing. Have you considered putting them into the dustbin?


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21 Oct 2022, 8:02 am

And they smell like FOOT, too! Very unbecoming for an Elegant Lady......



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21 Oct 2022, 8:16 am

I was hoping you'd suffocate in the aroma.


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21 Oct 2022, 8:27 am

You would.....you abject Sadist you!! !! ! :twisted:



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21 Oct 2022, 9:16 am

Why were you sniffing her shoes anyway? Looked kinda pervy to me. :P


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21 Oct 2022, 11:01 am

Yeah well you all stink of s**t


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21 Oct 2022, 11:32 am

Play properly. :x


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21 Oct 2022, 11:47 am

Where_am_I wrote:
Play properly. :x


The funny thing is is that I had a weird dream about your shoes last night. You had a cupboard full of old adidas trainers.


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