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West Virginia

• According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.
• Alderson: One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.
• A person may not hold public office if they have ever taken part in a duel. A person may be jailed for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.
• Doctors and dentists may not place a woman under anesthesia unless a third person is present.
• Huntington: Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse. It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.
• If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.
• In Alderson, West Virginia, it is illegal to walk a lion, tiger or leopard in the city limits, even it is on a leash.
• In Nicholas County, W. Va., no member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humerous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
• In West Virginia it is illegal to dig for ginseng on your neighbor's lawn without their permission.
• In West Virginia, it is legal for one to take roadkill home for dinner
• In West Virginia you cannot fly a red flag in front of your house if you are disappointed in your sherrif.
• It is against the law for men to have sex with any animal over 40 pounds in weight.
• It is illegal to put an ice cream cone in your pocket on Sundays.
• It is illegal to snooze on a train.
• It is illegal to spit on any sidewalk which women may walk down.
• It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.
• It is unlawful for chickens to lay eggs before 8AM and after 4PM.
• Nicholas County: No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
• No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."
• Road Kill may be taken home for supper.
• When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
• Whistling underwater is prohibited.

now this ones just stupid.(hence the name of the site)

California
• A city ordinance states that a $500 fine will be given to anyone who detonates a nuclear device within city limits.

Pennsylvania law: Fire hydrants are to be checked 1 hour before every fire.

crap...
the silent treatment

I am here aswell, but I planning on doing some homework.

go ahead, abandon me you chronic maths debator. -_-

Whats wrong I will stay and talk.

first, i forgot my anti-deppressant for the last two days and i feel like crap,

second, my schizophrenic dad with psychopathic tendanceis can easily outsmart the stupid cops and is threatening to kill himself and loved ones.

third, a game i borrowed a game and dosent work (as*hole )

Sounds a bit like what my old friend, his step father was causing a lot of trouble for him. So how was school, wasn't too painfull was it? My only problem at the moment is that I am not doing a lot of the things I should, there is a mythbuster special on 7.

1.i dont go to school when there is a camp on.

2.lately its been taking a few hours after i wake up to get out of bed, too painfull.

3.i wish to go to the savation army on ssunday/ saterday to buy more stuff to fill my eternal void of lonelyness

3. if i make you depressed tell me and i stop posting...

I know how you feel, just buying stuff does not make you feel less lonely, it just makes you feel kind of empty. I take a while to get out of bed, there is no motivation, infact since I have a computer in my room there is not much of a reason to leave. So your not attending a school camp, I can see that it can feel even lonlyer then normal and you can not stand being that long away. The only reason that I whent to camps and stuff is that I do quite a bit of camping in scouts, though I always get branded as lazy as I have trouble with things and can do no knots. Infact this weekend I am doing a camp this weekend, basical I am looking after 10.5-14.5 year olds, and getting them to do activities. When it is my birthday I get to move up from venturers to rovers and get to do adult stuff.

I go for things like colectible cards, I have a holographic charizard that I often go to sometimes, and I feel like I have a conection to some of my yugioh cards. I remember that we used to have this ausome yugioh club in highschool, most of them were people that I normaly hanged out with, they were the geeks that were mainly 2 years younger then me. There was also a stratagey club that was mostly lord of the rings stratagy game, but since I did not have any I just watched.

Do you play chess, I mostly play for fun, I can't stand it when people take it serously as I realy just want to have fun. One of the most anoying things in the world is when there is an audience telling you what to do with you're next move.

A view to kill a thread topic

Ann Landers just apologized (In my local newspaper yesterday) for inaccurate and hurtful comments re Autism of June 9, 2008. She certainly took her time! It will take even longer for the Wiener man, should he choose (Hell will freeze over, or aliens will finally make contact!).