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MissChess
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30 Jan 2018, 5:15 pm

I always expect the Spanish Inquisition.


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30 Jan 2018, 5:48 pm

I am god. or at least a demigod.



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30 Jan 2018, 6:03 pm

I created God.



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30 Jan 2018, 6:05 pm

I created the creator. :star:



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30 Jan 2018, 6:46 pm

I am the new leader of Autism Speaks.


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30 Jan 2018, 6:59 pm

Hilary Clinton is my dad


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30 Jan 2018, 7:00 pm

I am preparing myself for a Senate campaign for the 2020 election.


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30 Jan 2018, 7:04 pm

Donald Trump ate my chinchilla


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30 Jan 2018, 7:14 pm

dotard the rump let a fart so voluminous and noxious, that it set in motion another butterfly effect that knocked over a moose in Anchorage.



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30 Jan 2018, 7:24 pm

auntblabby has an action figure business

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30 Jan 2018, 7:46 pm

and SaveFerris owns Worldwide Ferrets, Inc., a concern who provides nursing homes and their residents, with adorable cuddly pet ferrets :bounce:



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30 Jan 2018, 7:53 pm

Aunt Blabby has been named as the host of the upcoming reboot of America's Funniest Home Videos.


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30 Jan 2018, 8:01 pm

auntblabby is my wife's sister's son's brother's uncle's great grandmother's third cousin's grand niece's style guru


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30 Jan 2018, 8:02 pm

This thread is actually just for roasting autblabby - Freudian slip auntblabby


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30 Jan 2018, 8:02 pm

and SaveFerris has been named host of the reboot of "what's my line?"



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30 Jan 2018, 8:03 pm

last week it got so cold here, that when I let my dog out for a pee, I had to break him off the tree.