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28 Nov 2021, 4:00 pm

We shall fight them in the supermarkets, we shall fight them in the nursing homes, we shall fight them in brothels, we shall never surrender!

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28 Nov 2021, 4:23 pm

I really want a sandwich but I haven't got any bread. So I thought I'd have toast instead. But then I realised I can't have toast if I haven't got any bread, so I went to the supermarket to get some bread to make toast. Too bad I couldn't have a sandwich...

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29 Nov 2021, 12:50 am

how many flaps could go "flap flap flap!" if a flap just could go "flap!"

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29 Nov 2021, 1:33 am

naturalplastic wrote:

Don't never use double negatives, no way, and no how!

I shoulda said.

Dont never use NO double negatives, no way, no how!

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29 Nov 2021, 3:11 am

Two wrongs don't make a right, just as two rights don't make a left.

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29 Nov 2021, 3:43 am

two wrongs don't a right make. but three do.

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29 Nov 2021, 2:24 pm

Matrix Glitch wrote:

Two wrongs don't make a right, just as two rights don't make a left.

But THREE rights DO make a left!

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29 Nov 2021, 2:27 pm

To carelessly, or maliciously, split an infinitive, is never to ...under any circumstances... be done!

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30 Nov 2021, 8:43 am

Politics is purely political.

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12 Dec 2021, 6:23 am

Best way to stargaze at day: stare at the sun.

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12 Dec 2021, 6:42 am

My dumb fake quote is the dollar will be worthless by 2030.

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12 Dec 2021, 6:50 am

If I shout hard enough that I won the election people will believe me.

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12 Dec 2021, 12:12 pm

I've locked myself out of my house and my neighbour has a spare key but they're not in tonight, so I'll have to go to a hotel for the night until they come back tomorrow. But I'll need my pyjamas and stuff so I shall call an emergency locksmith out to unlock my door so that I could get in and get my pyjamas and other stuff to go to the hotel with....

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12 Dec 2021, 5:36 pm

"I have nothing to offer you but blood, toil, tears and sweets." -Winston Churchil, 1940.

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12 Dec 2021, 5:38 pm

Assume makes an ass out of all of us.

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12 Dec 2021, 11:25 pm

Why frame a picture? It doesn't do anything let alone wronged someone.

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