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14 Feb 2018, 4:33 am

I like to eat dog food



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14 Feb 2018, 4:45 am

My mother's name is Anne Chovy.


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14 Feb 2018, 4:47 am

:lol: that doesn't seem fishy at all



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14 Feb 2018, 8:33 am

Raleigh wrote:
My mother's name is Anne Chovy.


She has a friend called Olive S


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14 Feb 2018, 12:53 pm

I got so many chocolates and Valentines today I don't know what to do with them all.



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14 Feb 2018, 2:37 pm

St Valentine's Day is the most important day of the year, even for people who are single.


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14 Feb 2018, 7:54 pm

Valentine's Day is now a federal holiday effective 2019.


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14 Feb 2018, 11:30 pm

I'm alive!


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16 Feb 2018, 1:38 am

One night when I was a kid, a boy wearing green clothes with a tiny fairy flew in through my bedroom window, and said "I'm here to take you to Neverland! It's a wonderful place where you never have to grow up, there are mermaids, and no parents around telling you what to do all the time."

I asked him, "Do you have any video games? Shopping malls? TV? Pizza?"

"No, no, no, and not really." the boy replied.

"HIT THE ROAD!" I yelled, and he and the fairy sheepishly left.



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16 Feb 2018, 7:15 am

Theresa May is the greatest Prime Minister ever.


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19 Feb 2018, 11:07 pm

Justin Trudeau is the real President of the United States, not Donald Trump.


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20 Feb 2018, 5:35 am

Ice Hockey is a Summer sport.


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20 Feb 2018, 7:07 am

I invented skates that work on liquid water.



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20 Feb 2018, 8:47 am

Sticking your tongue on a metal poll when it's freezing is a good idea.



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20 Feb 2018, 10:17 am

It is not freezing cold outside. (Actually, it's below freezing. It was 29 degrees when I woke up this morning.)



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20 Feb 2018, 11:26 am

I never lie.


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