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10 Nov 2022, 7:50 am

I would, but you punched them down my throat! You have a distinct violent streak.


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10 Nov 2022, 4:43 pm

Hold on .... you've got something on your face...

*Removes with a knife*


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11 Nov 2022, 3:31 am

Ouch! That was my nose! :evil:

How do I smell now?


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11 Nov 2022, 9:33 am

:lol:

Stop scaring away newbies! :P


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11 Nov 2022, 10:51 am

It's for their own safety, before they end up in your dungeon. I hope you are remembering to feed babybird down there?


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11 Nov 2022, 3:54 pm

She’s well fed on grated radish bits.


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11 Nov 2022, 5:22 pm

8O I feel cut up by that remark.

Is your first name Lizzy? Lizzy Lizard?


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12 Nov 2022, 11:14 am

Nobody wants to play with you. :P


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12 Nov 2022, 12:11 pm

:cry: Boo hoo

When you were little the other children didn't want to play with you. Even your family dog only showed interest in you because your mother tied a lamb chop around your neck.


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12 Nov 2022, 12:22 pm

I hope my indifference offends you. :P


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12 Nov 2022, 12:25 pm

Sorry, who are you again? Are you the new cleaning lady? :P


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12 Nov 2022, 1:26 pm

You're so ugly, you're listed in the food pyramid under "Oh HELL No!"


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12 Nov 2022, 2:26 pm

You're so ugly, Crocodile Dundee wants to wrestle with you.


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12 Nov 2022, 3:01 pm

Nothing more entertaining than two fuglies flirting with eachother. :P


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12 Nov 2022, 3:04 pm

Where_am_I wrote:
Nothing more entertaining than two fuglies flirting with eachother. :P


fuglies. I love that word. 8)



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12 Nov 2022, 3:15 pm

I think it should be your new nickname. :P


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