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CockneyRebel
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17 Mar 2018, 9:26 pm

I can really go for a Tide Pod right now. They taste wonderful and they heal the body.


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17 Mar 2018, 10:24 pm

No, I'm not interested in tomorrow's final at Indian Wells between Roger Federer and Juan Martin del Potro.



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17 Mar 2018, 11:53 pm

Tide Pods are the cure for cancer, the common cold, and arthritis.



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18 Mar 2018, 12:23 am

Stricter Guns Laws are actually going to make a difference



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18 Mar 2018, 3:34 am

KanyeWestFan wrote:
Stricter Guns Laws are actually going to make a difference


Knife crime is not a major problem still in the UK.


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18 Mar 2018, 10:32 am

There is actually only two members here , me (Alex Plank) and you , everyone else is my sock puppet :jester:


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18 Mar 2018, 12:19 pm

I never got drunk



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18 Mar 2018, 12:32 pm

I'm aspie and I never suffered bullying.



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18 Mar 2018, 1:38 pm

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I am totally masturbating right now


That totally was a lie :lol:


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18 Mar 2018, 2:52 pm

Diapers are fun. I enjoy waking up from my slumbers with little rainbows and the scent of flowers.


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18 Mar 2018, 4:50 pm

My bedroom is never cold


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18 Mar 2018, 9:34 pm

My ancestry is Asian, not Hispanic.


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20 Mar 2018, 1:00 am

Don't chew Trident gum. "Tri" means "three" and "dent" means "teeth", which means if you chew it, you will end up with only three teeth left! 8O



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20 Mar 2018, 1:18 pm

Smoking is not harmful


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20 Mar 2018, 3:24 pm

Alcohol is a cure for people who are on The Spectrum.


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20 Mar 2018, 4:33 pm

I really want to know what's upsetting you.