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Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Roots like a hog and looks like one
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Hogs all the roots and looks like a boot.
Smells like an old boot
Is still cutting up firewood and is sharp as a tack.
Indeed.Especially my teeth, I gnaw trees down with them.Your bottom half was eaten and gnawed by a pocket gopher.
Radish has eaten many beavers
Has eaten lots of wood.
Has wood worms
blitzkrieg Veteran
Joined: 8 Jun 2011Age: 115Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 17,820Location: The line in the sand
Has worms in their poop!
Marries a large tapeworm
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Eyeballs crotches everyday
Eyeballs crochet everyday.
Plays croquet with Boris Johnson
Eats croquettes with Boris Johnson.