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18 Apr 2018, 3:54 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
I'm really a cannibal. It began about a year ago when I accidentally bit my finger while eating a ham sandwich.



Gateway drug.

It starts with that, or with chewing your fingernails.



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18 Apr 2018, 10:01 pm

I will be leaving Wrong Planet this summer because I have been recruited to go on a trip to Mars.


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18 Apr 2018, 10:23 pm

The existestence of restrooms is a myth.



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19 Apr 2018, 12:50 am

I start my day by eating fried worms.


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19 Apr 2018, 9:29 am

I don't mind this current dreary weather.



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19 Apr 2018, 10:05 am

Neither do I. Snow, snow, don't go away. Come again every day.


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19 Apr 2018, 10:25 am

This thread is for telling a blatant truth.



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19 Apr 2018, 11:15 am

I'm glad summer is coming. I love hot weather, heat and flies.


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19 Apr 2018, 11:24 am

I love it when the high school kids are out for the summer, especially the older boys between the ages of 16 and 18.


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20 Apr 2018, 9:51 am

I'm the most innocent person on WP. I never cause any controversies of my own here.


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20 Apr 2018, 11:51 am

I'm the yellow tele-tubbie's illegitimate love child!


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20 Apr 2018, 5:47 pm

I came into the world as a pizza.


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21 Apr 2018, 3:31 pm

I love cooking pizzas.


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21 Apr 2018, 5:20 pm

I hate eating pizza. I am glad we don't tend to have Saturday night pizza in my home


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21 Apr 2018, 6:27 pm

I love to watch men carry heavy loads wit their muscles, because I know they can carry me.


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21 Apr 2018, 6:32 pm

I'm perfectly fine, not a care in the world :)

I want to keep cleaning for the rest of my life, but I have so many better paying, less physically demanding job opportunities and possibilities that I can't justify continuing part-time jobs like this forever.


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