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18 Jul 2006, 10:30 pm

i let the dogs out

why is disgruntled a word and gruntled not a word?

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18 Jul 2006, 10:59 pm

I don't know, but gruntle is a word.

why doesn't the weather work the way we want it to?

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19 Jul 2006, 12:51 am

because it is still mad at us for inventing fire.

Why are scientologists all bat$hit crazy mind control freaks??

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19 Jul 2006, 2:49 am

Because maybe we are the "control" in the experiment! lol

What would happen if in the future dogs became our masters and us humans becoming dogs' pets?

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19 Jul 2006, 10:44 am

They would have to clean up OUR s**t!! :twisted:

What exactly is typical about NT's?

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19 Jul 2006, 2:32 pm

They typicaly act like chimps!

Why does so much film footage get edited out of T.V. shows and movies?

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19 Jul 2006, 4:33 pm

Because the CIA don't want us to see it.

Why do mirrors invert left and right, but not up and down?

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19 Jul 2006, 5:05 pm

What do you mean not up and down. They do, you're just insane.

Why was everybody so worried about Y2K?

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19 Jul 2006, 11:18 pm

Because that's when the sky was supposed to fall.

Why does gravity make things fall down??

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20 Jul 2006, 12:47 am

because it has fun watching you trip over something.

if someone told me my clothes were cheesy, would my clothes be edible?

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20 Jul 2006, 12:58 am

did you buy them from an adult website??

Who actually bought a Brittney Spears CD??

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20 Jul 2006, 1:02 am

A Mennonite breakaway sect.

What is the best way to store a large number of shoes?

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20 Jul 2006, 1:21 am

Round up all of the people you don't like and give them each a good kick up the ass.

Where can I catch a live T-Rex?

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20 Jul 2006, 1:38 am

Three blocks that way, hang a left, and keep going till you see the sign. You can't miss it.

London or Paris?

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20 Jul 2006, 2:11 am

Uhh....I don't know about Paris the city, but Paris Hilton's hot.

:lol: :lol: :lol: <<<WHY ARE THOSE SMILEYS LAUGHING AT ME????! !!

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20 Jul 2006, 3:55 am

A. Because they are eeeeeevil smileys.

Q. Will wonders NEVER cease?

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