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manalitwist
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01 Jun 2007, 7:15 pm

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Make mine a super frapalapi with double cream lots of Aspartame choc chip cookies a lump of lard and make it a big one


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01 Jun 2007, 8:36 pm

50 lb sack of dried beans, and a hairnet


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01 Jun 2007, 9:19 pm

handcuffs and a rubber hose


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01 Jun 2007, 10:38 pm

A brick and a sock.


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01 Jun 2007, 11:21 pm

A puppy and twelve packs of hot dog buns


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01 Jun 2007, 11:44 pm

A 10-lb sack of potatoes and a heavy duty slingshot.


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02 Jun 2007, 3:21 am

A beard trimmer and toothpicks.


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richie
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02 Jun 2007, 11:13 am

Threaded pipe with end-caps and a box of Solid-Ox pellets.



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02 Jun 2007, 12:34 pm

Lipstick and party balloons.


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cowlypso
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02 Jun 2007, 12:42 pm

Gun and an empty sack


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02 Jun 2007, 12:43 pm

A bag of carrots and a baseball bat.


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02 Jun 2007, 12:45 pm

Antifreeze and heavy cream.


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02 Jun 2007, 1:05 pm

A copy of Grey's Anatomy and an Exacto knife


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02 Jun 2007, 1:22 pm

Rubber bands and wood glue.


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kt-64
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02 Jun 2007, 1:40 pm

A bird whistle and a shotgun!



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02 Jun 2007, 1:47 pm

Fireplace poker and nail polish


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Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button