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I JUST WANT TO PICK UP MY GUN! STUPID COMMMUNIST STATE! EVEN CANADA HAS A SHORTER WAITING PERIOD!

(shoulder strap not included)

It would be nice if people's reaction wasn't " You have a gun???".

My state has a concealed carry law, but 99% of businesses won't allow guns on the premises. Including my apartment complex.

Do you mean they won't let you carry a concealed weapon around the premises, or do you mean that they won't let you keep a gun in your apartment at all? Because not being allowed to keep a gun would probably be illegal for the manager to enforce.

strange days upon us before the time goes against the way we pass never at last never at last before we're gone

<helljacker> i am sam
<Prometheus> Son of Sam?
<Prometheus> Sam I am
<Prometheus> Sam in a Pan Am
<helljacker> do the epi do the epi
<Prometheus> Sam, with spam in a pan am
<helljacker> with ham
<helljacker> and some jam
<GalileoAce> Fox In Socks
<Prometheus> Fox in Sock Stocks really shock
<Prometheus> Fox in Sock Stocks reall shock the box
<Prometheus> *really
<helljacker> with hawks
<Prometheus> Sam the Yam likes spam on a ham in Pan Am
<helljacker> with jam
<helljacker> who hit a grand slam
<helljacker> with a wiggety wam
<Prometheus> Sam the Yam jams with the Spam ham on Pan Am Grand Slam
<Prometheus> (This is fun!)
<helljacker> hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha
<helljacker> what else ryhmes with sam
<helljacker> tram
<helljacker> ram
<helljacker> clam
<Prometheus> Lam
<Prometheus> bam
<Prometheus> can
<Prometheus> Ban
<helljacker> brutwurst
<Prometheus> Ban Sam the Yam from Ram, the bam bam tram in the can
<helljacker> cool
<helljacker> this is fun
<Prometheus> Clam the ram on the grand slam on the lam of the ram tram
6* silph sighs

<Prometheus> Shoot the flying demented pancakes from the vacitican checkpoints
<helljacker> meet your defeat at the hannd of my ultra -PIGGY
<Prometheus> Piggy was the lethal match for the Demented Flying Pancakes
<Prometheus> But Wait! Volsunga Warriors from TWA airlines have come to save the day for the Pancakes
<helljacker> make them spiked crabcakes with mustard
<helljacker> ultra stinky butt shot
<Prometheus> mmmm. . . . . .mustard of purple cubicle cleaners
<helljacker> fire
<helljacker> take that twa
<Prometheus> My head is starting to hurt
<Prometheus> Too much wierd s**t in one day
<GalileoAce> oh?
<Prometheus> ouch. . .ouch the invasion of giant cucumber gods annhilate TWA
<Prometheus> In league with the Yellow Zuuchini Moansterys
<helljacker> PIGGY-eat
<helljacker> and PIGGY eats them all up
<Prometheus> except for the remant of Cucumber gods, who issue their bulls from armpit holes
<Prometheus> Plead your case to the greater International Cucumber God
<silph> smelly.
<Prometheus> Smelly what?
<helljacker> mega Piggy assault armour activate
6* silph frowns
<Prometheus> Cucumber god Mighty Herring of the Volsunga Activate
<helljacker> mega atomic PIGGY commando assault force go
<Prometheus> Mighty Herring, cut the PIGGY down
<helljacker> piggy is unstoppable
6* silph tries to enforce his nonsense-filter
<helljacker> PIGGY will free the land and make it peacful
<Prometheus> Mighty Herring will kill all and make it peacefull
<Prometheus> Mighty Herring in league with the flying pancakes
<helljacker> PIGGY sword activate
<Prometheus> Syrup Cannon, fire
<helljacker> PIGGY shield activate
<helljacker> butt shot fire
<helljacker> fire 1 fire2 fire 3
<Prometheus> Pickle Juice jar protect
6* silph sighs and settles down to just wait until it's over
<helljacker> atomic burp attack
<Prometheus> NOOOOOO!! !! !! !! !!
<helljacker> yes
<Prometheus> Mighty Herring and Demented Flying Pancakes offer a treaty
<helljacker> ok
<Prometheus> Sam the Yam intercesses with the Pancakes
<Prometheus> Who reek of pam
<Prometheus> Peace regains in the land

<Prometheus> Another good crash?
<Prometheus> god crash, god smack, god crack
<Prometheus> Monster Mash of the god crack on a super crash
<Prometheus> superman on a lam in the bam bam tram with son of yam
<Prometheus> Yam bratwrust burst like starburst on a 67' hurst
<Prometheus> 67' hurst black like lack of yak in a kayak
<Prometheus> kayak blue without a clue were the glue oozes
<Prometheus> oozes, the man says. Ray-ban sam on the ram can pam pam
6* Prometheus quietly waits to be shot