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15 Sep 2011, 3:35 pm

My shins are both bright pink.


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15 Sep 2011, 3:38 pm

I eat hot pink cornflakes.


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15 Sep 2011, 3:54 pm

I'm tucking into a nice bowl of hot gravel.


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15 Sep 2011, 4:04 pm

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15 Sep 2011, 4:06 pm

Getting silicone breast implants increases intelligence.


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15 Sep 2011, 8:39 pm

i have supersonic flatulance which crackles in the air and stuns insects.



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15 Sep 2011, 10:23 pm

I have mastered the Force. I typed and submitted this with my mind.



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15 Sep 2011, 10:29 pm

I support Autism Speaks and I like what they do with their money.


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16 Sep 2011, 7:27 am

I eat breakfast at the kitchen table with a family of rats everyday. We eat pizza and cake and discuss what we plan to do that day and such.


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16 Sep 2011, 12:31 pm

I am a cat.

Meow.



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16 Sep 2011, 1:59 pm

I am a dog.

Arf, arf!


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16 Sep 2011, 2:01 pm

I am a snail.
Umm...


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16 Sep 2011, 2:09 pm

It is Cone Appreciation Day today.


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16 Sep 2011, 2:36 pm

News groups never tell their stories with bias. They interview their guest for the facts, and not a brawl.



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16 Sep 2011, 2:39 pm

On this day in 1842 nothing happened. Nothing.


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16 Sep 2011, 4:36 pm

Bermuda will get swallowed by a dinosaur tomorrow.


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