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IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 72,422Location: Chez Quis
You know it baby! Wants to play with cow dung.
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Rolls the toys for him to play.
Eats the ticks from my dog's head.
Has dirty, manly hands.
That's my vet, not me. ^ lmaoJumps to conclusions without a parachute.Edit: Here's my hands when I went to Tennessee to see Garfunkel.
Hopes I have a hand fetish.
Has a hairy back fetish.
Wishes for a back hair comb for Christmas.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
You stand need to talk:
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Thinks he’s in ZZ Top
Thinks she's in ZZ Bottom.
Enjoys inspecting bottoms
blitzkrieg Veteran
Joined: 8 Jun 2011Age: 115Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 17,820Location: The line in the sand
Pilots UFO spaceships, dishing out probes to unlucky victims.
Steals people's food then shoots them!
Isn’t worth shooting for food.
Has vultures circling over her head.