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People who say "It doesn't hurt to smile", are liars. Because of the cold temperatures my lips are very dry and it does indeed hurt to smile. lol

*invoking the inherent right to make an incoherent reply clause*

the elevation of a dissatisfied clam to a position of fame, is as practical as convening a gathering of self flagellating elk trainers on a field filled with dead daffodils.

a seagull who thinks about tomorrow is as useful as a steam engine laid on it's side on the floor of a kindergarten during a public holiday.

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he who can pour rose water on a discarded egg shell in the kitchen of a widow, is he who can press a slice of cheese in a vice without his shoe laces properly tied.

there is no man that can claim nobility who has a tea bag and a billy.

a vomiting dog looks on with glee at the preparation of his next meal

the cat that scratches the stocking of a princess will soon climb the ladder to royalty

b 9, those don't make any sense. You're getting better at this.

Boom! Killed those alien nubs.

yes i spoke random nonsense in the first 3, but the last three do make feeble sense when they are analyzed.

"there is no man that can claim nobility who has a tea bag and a billy."

nobility sounds like "no billy tea"


"a vomiting dog looks on with glee at the preparation of his next meal"

that means that idiots who are forced to take back what they said earlier still see value in their ideas, and they will redigest their ideas and resay them soon in a different way.

"the cat that scratches the stocking of a princess will soon climb the ladder to royalty"

means that if a rough and uncouth person goes against the protocol of behavior to a princess who has known nothing else other than fawning and crawling adherance to protocol in the acquaintance of others, then he will make a ladder (damaged stocking) in her mind that is a direct path to her feelings of abandon and rebellion to the stiffly formal expectations for her life's unfolding. and a ladder in her stocking usually means a direct access to climb to where the stocking terminates.

anyway i am very tired and i guess this is not a good explanation but it will do at the moment until i sleep and come back and refine it if i need to.

yes the first 3 posts are utterly random and mean nothing.

You coulda had a B9 instead of a trey-eight slug to ya cranium. I got six and I`m aimin em.

Not me. Two friends of mine are getting a divorce. It's really upsetting me... they seemed so stable. AND they've only been married for a year and a half. :-\

TeaEarlBuzzKill

Huh? Talk about being rude. I approach a stop sign and because the road is congested with parking on both sides, someone who wants to go past me arrives and we both have to stop. Seeing that I'm already by the stop sign and he only has to reverse a little, I wait for his movement.
No, he gestures, and moves forward right to my grill. I take one look at him and think "this guy looks a bit unstable" so I reverse almost the entire street so his majesty can go past. Actually it would have taken quicker if he just showed me the courtesy in the first place. So as he goes past he sarcastically thanks me, so I ignored him ,and hey presto, the obscene language gets thrown in my direction.

There are some real wacko's in the world. Luckily it's not in my nature to throw harsh words back.