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20 Dec 2022, 11:27 pm

Was involved in a shady government operation that involved kidnapping.



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21 Dec 2022, 2:40 am

Rejected by kidnappers.



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21 Dec 2022, 4:52 am

My testicles would like to make friends with you.


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21 Dec 2022, 5:24 am

Did you know I put friends in jars? 8O :lol:



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21 Dec 2022, 6:36 am

Sounds like a whole load of bollocks.


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21 Dec 2022, 6:39 am

I'll add some Radish to the jar. :lol:



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21 Dec 2022, 7:14 am

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21 Dec 2022, 7:21 am

Can't hear you Where_am_I have you got a sore throat, you are doing lots of coffin. :P


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21 Dec 2022, 7:51 am

I see you've eaten your family again.

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21 Dec 2022, 8:10 am

8O

I can assure you that wasn't me. It is my uncle Egor.

Besides, since when have vampires been choosy about their victims? :P


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21 Dec 2022, 8:55 am

Choosy because.....

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21 Dec 2022, 11:32 am

^ :lol: That's a good one.

Tried out as a stand up comic, but died on stage... to be fair she was already dead anyway.


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21 Dec 2022, 12:20 pm

You have died laughing.



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21 Dec 2022, 12:56 pm

Phew! You smell like you died. What have you been eating :eew:


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21 Dec 2022, 1:45 pm

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21 Dec 2022, 2:04 pm

^ I just knew I was walking into that one! :lol:

Can identify all her chickens and menagerie by how each animal smells.


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