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blitzkrieg Veteran
Joined: 8 Jun 2011Age: 115Gender: Non-binaryPosts: 17,820Location: The line in the sand
Was involved in a shady government operation that involved kidnapping.
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Rejected by kidnappers.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
My testicles would like to make friends with you.
Did you know I put friends in jars?
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Sounds like a whole load of bollocks.
I'll add some Radish to the jar.
Can't hear you Where_am_I have you got a sore throat, you are doing lots of coffin.
I see you've eaten your family again.
I can assure you that wasn't me. It is my uncle Egor. Besides, since when have vampires been choosy about their victims?
Choosy because.....
^ That's a good one. Tried out as a stand up comic, but died on stage... to be fair she was already dead anyway.
You have died laughing.
Phew! You smell like you died. What have you been eating
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Radish
^ I just knew I was walking into that one! Can identify all her chickens and menagerie by how each animal smells.