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Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Lives in a nation that censors peppers
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Get a room you two!
He’s married and there’s a giant pond between us ,silly rootbeer
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Ah, but I dream of you every night Usually I'm running away from your huge claws and teeth.
I dream of how very crunchy you are
You aren't supposed to crunch!
Sorry, got carried away you voodoo root
Erm... you left your dentures behind.
Oops
OMG. My radish root has shrivelled away in terror.
Radish breath has the same effect.
Has finally reached the end of his can of root beer after drinking it for a year.
I'm going to cut the top off this can, fill it with soil, and plant me a new root vegetable. And you gonna be left out.
Dropped the ball on Times Square.
Is always dropping things, usually very smelly things.
Gets dropped.