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Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Was dropped on his head as a baby... which explains so much.
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Is a dropping...?
Is jaw droppingly ugly.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
As are you...
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
Ran with the wildebeests and caught circling disease from them
*Stomps on tail*Move. You're in my way.
Is that you honking or an overweight goose?
Cat fight, cat fight.
*Pours blood and popcorn over him*Enjoy.
Phew! At least it wasn't petrol! I won't ask where you got the blood.
WP members donated their monthly flow when I told them it was for a good cause.
I just lost my supper.
What's she doing to that radish with her tongue?
Tying the leaves in a knot
Spoil sport!