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17 Nov 2018, 12:15 pm

I won't listen to the whole album Goodbye Yellow Brick Road loudly or on repeat today.

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17 Nov 2018, 1:15 pm

I don't regret not giving a chance to the guy at University at all. (I'd probably not marry with him after uni)

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17 Nov 2018, 1:20 pm

April was probably wrong to end that relationship, especially when her instincts told her to.

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17 Nov 2018, 1:27 pm

I enjoy my life.

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17 Nov 2018, 1:30 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

April was probably wrong to end that relationship, especially when her instincts told her to.

April gave that guy a chance to get to know him well though

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17 Nov 2018, 1:37 pm

A little known fact. Farting is actually your body's natural defense to ward off predators. So when in danger, let it rip.

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17 Nov 2018, 2:53 pm

Cars actually run on farts. Think about that next time you fill up your gas tank.

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17 Nov 2018, 3:18 pm

A guinea pig in armour is a reptile.

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17 Nov 2018, 3:30 pm

Sir Thaddeus Percival Furington the Merciful takes offense to this defamation with such slanderous remarks. You should count your lucky stars he is so merciful.

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17 Nov 2018, 3:58 pm

Mercy and Percy don't rhyme!

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17 Nov 2018, 3:59 pm

The Haunting of Hill House (Netflix) isn't weird at all, but the strangest thing is that I can't identify with any of the characters at all. I didn't just finish episode 7 of 10.

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17 Nov 2018, 4:18 pm

I hate anime.

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17 Nov 2018, 4:36 pm

Every second... 4 people are born. 34 people lose their keys. 54 people let loose a silent but deadly gas attack. 86 people have their heads lodged firmly in their buttocks. 11 of those 86 pass away from a self inflicted gas attack. Yes, humanity is slowing killing itself because it has its head in its buttocks.

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17 Nov 2018, 6:17 pm

IsabellaLinton wrote:

That sounds really sexy!

Indeed, a caveman with pigeon poop in their hair is very sexy. I would go so far as to say it is universally appealing.

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17 Nov 2018, 6:19 pm

I don't feel like I've been run over by a bus or death warmed up

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17 Nov 2018, 6:20 pm

blackicmenace wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

That sounds really sexy!

Indeed, a caveman with pigeon poop in their hair is very sexy. I would go so far as to say it is universally appealing.

That, combined with your fart attacks! (swoons!)

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