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You were supposed to ask where it once was.

Oh, right, of course!
Where was it, by the way?

Sylkat

My point exactly. Now, then, what about the tax money still owed?

That was illegal taxation, I never owned that circus tent, nor did I say I did, and I have no idea who licensed that Saint Bernard in my name'
And I NEVER put my name on the vehicle registration for that tractor. Never.

Sylkat

You are placed under arrest for illegal withholding of funds and the maintenance of swarms of flies by using a humans as bait.

False Arrest!
The Saint Bernard dumped him by the birdbath, not me!
Makayla owns the birdbath, not me!
Zzmondo owns the Saint Bernard, not me!
I don't even know who owns the flies!
I certainly do not know who owns the beehives!


Sylkat.

Yes you do. You own the plot on which the beehives and flies are located.

Well, uh....
Not my fault that Certain Individuals scale my lovely twelve foot walls and leave birdbaths, bees, flies and Very Big Dogs in my yard.
Not my fault at all!

Sylkat

Fabricati diem, pvnc.

Whatever that was, I deny it!
Vociferously!

Sylkat.

Pvnc diem, fabricati

Sylkat

I have my swamp dragon belch in your general direction.

I have my extremely long-clawed Mantis Gryphon slash in your general direction.

I die in your general field of vision.

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! !! !!

I dance on my lifeless, organic husk.