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02 Jan 2023, 11:21 am

You smell like a glutton for punishment.



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02 Jan 2023, 11:22 am

What did you roll in?Phew


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02 Jan 2023, 3:56 pm

Got rickrolled. :?



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03 Jan 2023, 9:06 am

Enjoys a good roll in dung. It improves his aroma. Might one suggest a shower at least once a month instead?


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03 Jan 2023, 9:59 am

Rolls his joints doglegged


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03 Jan 2023, 10:26 am

Not since my student days I'll have you know! :shameonyou:

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03 Jan 2023, 10:39 am

Your order ready on Thursday


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03 Jan 2023, 11:01 am

Hope it's better quality than your moonshine... your last bottle sent me blind. I'm having to type this on a Brail keyboard.


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03 Jan 2023, 11:05 am

Liar! He's typing with his stress balls.


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03 Jan 2023, 11:07 am

You appear to be somewhat obsessed with thoughts about balls. Just saying...


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03 Jan 2023, 11:08 am

Soaks his balls in poteen


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03 Jan 2023, 11:10 am

Soaks his balls in acid. 8O


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03 Jan 2023, 11:11 am

The dissolving kind or the fun kind?


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03 Jan 2023, 11:12 am

First the fun kind, then the dissolving kind. :P


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03 Jan 2023, 11:12 am

You both sound too dangerous to be around anyone with balls. 8O


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03 Jan 2023, 11:31 am

Fraidy cat


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