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kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
You smell like a glutton for punishment.
Misslizard Veteran
Joined: 18 Jun 2012Age: 60Gender: FemalePosts: 20,481Location: Aux Arcs
What did you roll in?Phew
r00tb33r Veteran
Joined: 28 May 2016Age: 37Gender: MalePosts: 3,953
Got rickrolled.
Radish Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2022Age: 65Gender: MalePosts: 13,233Location: UK
Enjoys a good roll in dung. It improves his aroma. Might one suggest a shower at least once a month instead?
Rolls his joints doglegged
Not since my student days I'll have you know! Sells dried garden weeds as weed.
Your order ready on Thursday
Hope it's better quality than your moonshine... your last bottle sent me blind. I'm having to type this on a Brail keyboard.
Where_am_I Veteran
Joined: 28 Apr 2019Gender: FemalePosts: 6,392Location: London
Liar! He's typing with his stress balls.
You appear to be somewhat obsessed with thoughts about balls. Just saying...
Soaks his balls in poteen
Soaks his balls in acid.
The dissolving kind or the fun kind?
First the fun kind, then the dissolving kind.
You both sound too dangerous to be around anyone with balls.
Fraidy cat